I check my email today and received the following forwarded joke from a friend. I just had to share it. In light of what they are telling us the year will look like, we can all use a good laugh. Enjoy:
*THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN*
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade, especially with someone with cash.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade, especially with someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently ageing
but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a
glorious, all-conquering past and determined "respectability."
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been
through war and fire, doesn't make the same mistake
twice and takes meticulous care of her business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. Is visited
only by those with an adventurous spirit and thirst for
spiritual knowledge.
*THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN*
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran; ruled by nuts.
