No, you're not reading The Onion. This story comes from the Associated Press. I'm not joking. My wife was winding down after a long day, reading The Charlotte Observer when she came across this juicy morsel. Here is the piece in full:
New York
Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season? Burger King may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame." The company describes the spray as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." The fragrance is on sale in New York and online for a limited time for $3.99. - Associated Press
Life truly is stranger than fiction. You couldn't make this stuff up. But with the economy going down the tubes, people may not go for such nonsense. Then again, this is America.
So, we can have some real fun with this. What's next? Dairy Queen releases a line of women's jewelry called "Beauty Queen" that carries the air of royalty and a hint of red neck? Come on, give me your best ideas!
